Nobody buys a plunger on a whim.
Jay Larson's Comedy Central Presents special is going to be the bomb.
Jay Larson would like flight like the Wright Brothers had.
A stranger gets upset with Jay Larson but wishes a fun activity upon him.
Everything is scary after midnight.
Jay Larson's mother likes everything to mean something.
It's scary to have kids.
If you grew up in a finished basement, then you do not know fear.
Jay Larson doesn't know of anybody eating steak and cheese to keep their insulin up.