Nobody buys a plunger on a whim.
If you grew up in a finished basement, then you do not know fear.
It's scary to have kids.
Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.
A stranger gets upset with Jay Larson but wishes a fun activity upon him.
Everything is scary after midnight.
Jay Larson's mother likes everything to mean something.
Jay Larson's Comedy Central Presents special is going to be the bomb.
Jay Larson would like flight like the Wright Brothers had.
Jay Larson doesn't know of anybody eating steak and cheese to keep their insulin up.