Nobody buys a plunger on a whim.
Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.
Jay Larson's Comedy Central Presents special is going to be the bomb.
Jay Larson would like flight like the Wright Brothers had.
A stranger gets upset with Jay Larson but wishes a fun activity upon him.
Everything is scary after midnight.
Jay Larson's mother likes everything to mean something.
It's scary to have kids.
Jay Larson doesn't know of anybody eating steak and cheese to keep their insulin up.