Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Nine guys defeated the greatest army ever assembled.
Sometimes ordering from a Chinese restaurant is complete pandemonium.
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
When Jay Mohr is flying, all he needs is a pen to enforce the law.
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.