Sometimes ordering from a Chinese restaurant is complete pandemonium.
Filed under: Jay Mohr (21), kids (652), food (558)
Views: 2,041
Posted: 11/20/2003
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 9,664
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), Week (1001), health (550)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,951
Jay Mohr - Scottish Bartender
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (743), alcohol (409)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,923
Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (255), violence (200)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,034
Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), Week (1001), dating (651)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 5,653
Jay Mohr - Calling Information
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (743), technology (181)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,118
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,983
Jay Mohr - Cell Phone Rings
Do yourself a favor and set your cell phone ring to something like "ring."
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), imitations (801), music (383)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,743
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), family (588), health (550)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,500
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (550), weight/obesity (238)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,338
Byron Yee - Growing Up in Oklahoma
When people saw a Chinese kid, they assumed it had something to do with take-out.
Tags: Byron Yee (2), ethnic (743), kids (652)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 857
Kevin Brennan - Chinese Food
Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1892), ethnic (743)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 914
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 873
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (32), ethnic (743), food (558)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 585
Marc Maron - Future of the Environment
The Chinese will be the only ones who can properly prepare the prehistoric toxic algae.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), ethnic (743), food (558)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 624
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (801), ethnic (743)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 3,229
Jay Mohr - Hotel Rooms
For $160 a night, you better be having sex.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), Week (1001), kids (652)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 2,156
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), Week (1001), health (550)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 7,948
Jay Mohr - Calling Information
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (743), technology (181)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,115
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
