Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
Do yourself a favor and set your cell phone ring to something like "ring."
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.