JB Smoove
JB Smoove
- Series regular on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
- Narrated & starred in "Pootie Tang"
- Former writer for "Saturday Night Live"
- Featured on "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" & "Jamie Foxx Presents: Laffapalooza"
- Host of "Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey"
JB Smoove gets irritated when he goes to the gym.
Posted: 01/21/2012 Views: 22768
If you're going to wear rollerblades as boots, at least take the wheel screws out.
Posted: 07/26/2010 Views: 6469
JB Smoove is strong for a minute at a time -- after that your life is in your own hands.
Posted: 07/18/2010 Views: 10156
If you are being choked and your attacker exposes his teeth -- he is trying to kill you.
Posted: 07/18/2010 Views: 12008
There's nothing worse than a lady who doesn't know how to walk in a pair of damn heels.
Posted: 07/18/2010 Views: 25068
JB Smoove's forte is pressing charges.
Posted: 07/12/2010 Views: 15166
Women will interrupt a discussion about rocket science to criticize a man's shoes.
Posted: 07/12/2010 Views: 9315
The waitresses that serve drinks in night clubs should not have drinking problems.
Posted: 07/11/2010 Views: 47472
You can make a homeless man feel good about himself by putting a chandelier in his cardboard box.
Posted: 06/16/2010 Views: 43243
Detroit's local newspaper doesn't have an obituary section; it has a threat page.
Posted: 06/14/2010 Views: 226979
Russell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at the El Rey will unite Israel and Palestine with laughter.
Posted: 06/14/2010 Views: 21987
