Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
Being a dick prevents cancer.