Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
J. Lo's butt is just a starter kit compared to Wisconsin's butts.
Being a dick prevents cancer.