Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Being a dick prevents cancer.
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.
Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.
J. Lo's butt is just a starter kit compared to Wisconsin's butts.