J. Lo's butt is just a starter kit compared to Wisconsin's butts.
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.
Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.