Jeff Dye wants to go up to the muscular guys at his gym and say, "You're done here."
Views: 10,783
Posted: 05/07/2010
Jeff Dye - Knee Pads and Short Shorts
When old people play sports, they like to wear the stuff they wore when they played the sport.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 34,845
Jeff Dye - Not Political
Jeff Dye treats the Democrats and the Republicans like the Bloods and the Crips.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), African American (89)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 5,873
Jeff Dye - Splash Mountain
Disneyland likes to take whoever is next in line and slide them right in your lap.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 9,533
Jeff Dye - Tomorrowland
Disneyland hasn't bothered to change its vision of the future in seven decades.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 16,166
Jeff Dye - Long Story Short
Jeff Dye's mother's whole life consists of eight house cats, so her stories stink.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 28,948
Jeff Dye - Love This Gym
If Jeff Dye is going to take an illegal drug at the gym, it won't be steroids.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 10,524
Jeff Dye - Crotch Flex
Some machines at the gym are better suited for home use.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 8,849
Jeff Dye - Exclusive - Better Than Iron Man 2
Jeff Dye presents an action-packed preview of his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/06/10
Views: 9,058
Jeff Dye - Slimy Characters
Rich guys in Los Angeles are always trying to push their rich guy stuff on Jeff Dye.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 4,566
Jeff Dye - Love This Gym
If Jeff Dye is going to take an illegal drug at the gym, it won't be steroids.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 10,524
Jeff Dye - Crotch Flex
Some machines at the gym are better suited for home use.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 8,849
Jeff Dye - Slimy Characters
Rich guys in Los Angeles are always trying to push their rich guy stuff on Jeff Dye.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 4,566
Jeff Dye - Long Story Short
Jeff Dye's mother's whole life consists of eight house cats, so her stories stink.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 28,948
Jeff Dye - Exclusive - Better Than Iron Man 2
Jeff Dye presents an action-packed preview of his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/06/10
Views: 9,058
Jeff Dye - Knee Pads and Short Shorts
When old people play sports, they like to wear the stuff they wore when they played the sport.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 34,845
Jeff Dye - Splash Mountain
Disneyland likes to take whoever is next in line and slide them right in your lap.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 9,533
Jeff Dye - Tomorrowland
Disneyland hasn't bothered to change its vision of the future in seven decades.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 16,164
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,424
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 11,171
