When old people play sports, they like to wear the stuff they wore when they played the sport.
Views: 34,845
Posted: 05/07/2010
Jeff Dye - Love This Gym
If Jeff Dye is going to take an illegal drug at the gym, it won't be steroids.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 10,524
Jeff Dye - Crotch Flex
Some machines at the gym are better suited for home use.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 8,849
Jeff Dye - Long Story Short
Jeff Dye's mother's whole life consists of eight house cats, so her stories stink.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 28,948
Jeff Dye - Certificate of Completion
Jeff Dye wants to go up to the muscular guys at his gym and say, "You're done here."
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 10,782
Jeff Dye - Not Political
Jeff Dye treats the Democrats and the Republicans like the Bloods and the Crips.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), African American (89)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 5,873
Jeff Dye - Splash Mountain
Disneyland likes to take whoever is next in line and slide them right in your lap.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 9,533
Jeff Dye - Tomorrowland
Disneyland hasn't bothered to change its vision of the future in seven decades.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 16,166
Jeff Dye - Exclusive - Better Than Iron Man 2
Jeff Dye presents an action-packed preview of his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/06/10
Views: 9,058
Jeff Dye - Slimy Characters
Rich guys in Los Angeles are always trying to push their rich guy stuff on Jeff Dye.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 4,566
Jeff Dye - Long Story Short
Jeff Dye's mother's whole life consists of eight house cats, so her stories stink.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 28,948
Jeff Dye - Tomorrowland
Disneyland hasn't bothered to change its vision of the future in seven decades.
Tags: Jeff Dye (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 05/07/10
Views: 16,164
Daniel Tosh - Work of Art
Tosh tells a joke that was inspired by a door that wasn't locked when he was 11 years old.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 03/06/11
Views: 43,040
Eddie Ifft - Making Money With Stand-up
It's not that Eddie doesn't make money doing stand-up; he just doesn't know where it goes.
Tags: Eddie Ifft (7), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,717
Cory Kahaney - Sister
Cory's sister gets people out of Burma.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,098
Margaret Smith - Scuba Diving
You don't have to be certified to go scuba diving in Hawaii.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 2,331
Rickey Smiley - No More Funerals
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 23,946
John Heffron - Junk Drawer Scissors
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,452
Dwayne Perkins - It's the Playoffs
We pay too much attention to sports.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,544
Michael Kosta - Tennis Champion
Ladies should factor Michael Kosta's champion status into their relationship calculators.
Tags: Michael Kosta (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 2,971
