By the time Jeff Garcia was sixteen, he landed his first television spot on HBO's Loco Slam. Since then Jeff has made over twelve television appearances, including NBC's Friday Night Video's, Vibe with Sinbad, and Galavision's Funny is Funny showcasing his comedy talent.
Bud Friedman, owner of THE IMPROV was instrumental in allowing Jeff Garcia the opportunity to hone his comedy at his various clubs, including his venue in Las Vegas at the Sands Hotel and Casino. Jeff currently tours across the country at comedy clubs, colleges, and most recently the Latino Laugh Festival held in San Antonio, Texas. Jeff's hard edge comedy characters together with his street-smart stories make him a versatile performer who appeals to today's kids across the board. [LESS]
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Jeff's grandma divorced her husband after 60 years of marriage.
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
If you call a Latin woman a bitch, you better run because they stab.
Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.
Girls are rude these days.
Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."
White people treat Jeff like he's an animal.
Why do cholos always go to the carnival?
You gotta say "Bitch" and then run.
Afghanistan picking a fight with America -- what the hell? They
can't afford cheese, and they want to fight America. You can't fight America if you...
Dude, Columbia House, 12 records for a penny -- liars, huh? I
can't buy a house because of the Wu-Tang album I bought nine years ago.
Cops are cool. Any cops here? No? I f**king hate cops.
This country would suck without black people. Football would be
all slow.
My mom's real religious, dude. She's all, 'You gotta find
Jesus.' I'm like, 'I know where Jesus is. He's in jail.' 'Cause when all my friends come...
What's the last show Mexicans had? 'Fantasy Island' -- Ricardo
Montalban, remember that? You see what I mean? The first time a Mexican owns a whole...
Remember 'E.T.'? Long-necked, big-eyed alien comes to this
country, and they want to keep him here. How come when our illegal aliens come, they...