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Jeff Garcia

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Terrible Credit
Cool Grandma
Cops
One afternoon in 1991, a fifteen-year-old Jeff Garcia was getting ready for the first night of the rest of his life. Jeff entered an amateur comedy competition at a local Los Angeles club. Jeff was full of idioms, sarcasm and street jokes. Jeff's edgy; street smart brand of comedy took second place that night. He went back to La Puente, California with an eight-inch trophy and fifty dollars in... [MORE]
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Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit

Did you know 7/11 has credit?

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 10,434

Jeff Garcia - Cool Grandma

Jeff's grandma divorced her husband after 60 years of marriage.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,969

Jeff Garcia - Cops

If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 17,427

Jeff Garcia - Latin Women

If you call a Latin woman a bitch, you better run because they stab.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 4,995

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,848

Jeff Garcia - The Club

Girls are rude these days.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,320

Jeff Garcia - Snaps

Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,366

Jeff Garcia - White People

White people treat Jeff like he's an animal.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), imitations (800), ethnic (741)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 2,926

Jeff Garcia - Cholos

Why do cholos always go to the carnival?

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), imitations (800), growing up (425)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 3,497

Jeff Garcia - Valentine's Day

You gotta say "Bitch" and then run.

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Posted: 05/05/06
Views: 27,448

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Jeff Garcia: Picking a Fight With America

Afghanistan picking a fight with America -- what the hell? They can't afford cheese, and they want to fight America. You can't fight America if you...

Posted: 05/04/2006

Jeff Garcia: Bad Credit

Dude, Columbia House, 12 records for a penny -- liars, huh? I can't buy a house because of the Wu-Tang album I bought nine years ago.

Posted: 05/04/2006

Jeff Garcia: Any Cops Here?

Cops are cool. Any cops here? No? I f**king hate cops.

Posted: 05/04/2006

Jeff Garcia: Without Black People

This country would suck without black people. Football would be all slow.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeff Garcia: Where's Jesus?

My mom's real religious, dude. She's all, 'You gotta find Jesus.' I'm like, 'I know where Jesus is. He's in jail.' 'Cause when all my friends come...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeff Garcia: The Last Mexican Show

What's the last show Mexicans had? 'Fantasy Island' -- Ricardo Montalban, remember that? You see what I mean? The first time a Mexican owns a whole...

Posted: 05/04/1994

Jeff Garcia: Different Aliens

Remember 'E.T.'? Long-necked, big-eyed alien comes to this country, and they want to keep him here. How come when our illegal aliens come, they...

Posted: 05/04/1994

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