If you call a Latin woman a bitch, you better run because they stab.
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Girls are rude these days.
Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.
Jeff's grandma divorced her husband after 60 years of marriage.
Did you know 7/11 has credit?
Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."
Why do cholos always go to the carnival?