George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
Views: 871
Posted: 02/24/1992
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Jeffrey Dahmer must have an eating disorder.
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They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.
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If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
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David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
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Randy Credico - Politics
Bob Dole will tear you apart in a debate.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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The buffalo have a longer tradition of democracy than the Kuwaitis.
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Andy is a Democrat.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
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"Tipper" is not a proper woman's name.
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Jeff Altman - Politics
A vote for Ross Perot is a vote to buy Japan.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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