When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Filed under: Jeff Marder (5), sex (983), health (540)
Views: 761
Posted: 05/30/1994
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 785
Jeff Marder - Deplaning
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 422
Jeff Marder - Two Hemispheres
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 325
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 299
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 785
Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan
Just chew on the other side.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (983), family (582)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 417
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 299
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 432
Dan Devido - New York City
Driving a car in Manhattan will change your life.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (983), food (550)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 547
Dave Attell - Insurance
Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.
Tags: Dave Attell (36), imitations (789), health (540)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 884
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (303), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 864
Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), health (540), New York City (303)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,015
David Feldman - Drug Wars
TV is the biggest opiate in this country.
Tags: David Feldman (14), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 390
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (540), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,325
