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Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
Every dad smokes like his face is in pain.
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Men only want four things out of life.
Men aren't as vocal in bed as women.