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Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself

Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 166

Jeff Stilson - Televangelists

Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 311

Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German

"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 684

Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform

Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 615

Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills

Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 460

Jeff Stilson - Squirrels

Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,083

Jeff Stilson - Child Birth

"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,232

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 963

Jeff Stilson - Flirting

When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 811

Jeff Stilson: After-Game Sports Interviews

I don't like interviews after the games, though, because the winning players always give credit to God, while the losers blame themselves. You...

Posted: 05/23/1994

Jeff Stilson: Insecurity

One woman broke up with me and told me I was insecure. I thought, 'Great, this is gonna help. I feel a lot better about myself now.'

Posted: 05/23/1994

Jeff Stilson: Converting Gay Women

Some men think that they can convert gay women, make them straight. I couldn't do that. I could make a straight woman gay, though. I got that going...

Posted: 05/23/1994

Jeff Stilson: Virgin at 18

I didn't lose my virginity 'til I was 18 years old. Think that's because I was born by caesarean section. I really didn't have a frame of reference.

Posted: 05/23/1994

Jeff Stilson: Retired Parents

Do you know what retired parents are like? They're like telemarketers that you can't hang up on. They refuse to take you off their call list.

Posted: 05/22/2003

Jeff Stilson: Second-Hand Prison Smoke

Our Supreme Court has even ruled that forcing one inmate to share a cell with another who smokes is cruel and unusual punishment. In other words,...

Posted: 05/22/2003

Jeff Stilson: From Seattle to New York City

I moved here about 13 years ago from Seattle, Washington. I left a city that has a high suicide rate for a city that has a high homicide rate. I...

Posted: 05/22/2003

Jeff Stilson: Weird Olympic Events

There are too many weird Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon. It's called...

Posted: 05/22/2003

Jeff Stilson: Two Reason I Like Being Married

I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.

Posted: 05/22/2003

Jeff Stilson: Men in the Delivery Room

I was present for all of their births. That's expected of men now. We gotta be there when the kids are born, and I'm still not sure what our role...

Posted: 05/22/2003