Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Posted: 05/23/1994 Views: 1154When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Posted: 05/23/1994 Views: 1538Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1522Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1966"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 2951Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 848"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1406Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1324Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 513