Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Views: 617
Posted: 05/22/2003
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,319
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,102
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,051
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (637), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 885
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 775
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 710
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 681
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (730), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 650
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 571
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,102
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (786)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 680
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 709
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 720
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
David Feldman - Sexual Harassment
What constitutes sexual harassment?
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 394
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,111
Jo Koy - Eight Pounds
Football isn't tough.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 16,595
Lewis Dix - Babies
Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (983), men/women (918)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,081
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 4,044
