"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (642)
Views: 1,104
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,325
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,053
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (637), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 887
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 776
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 711
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 681
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 652
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 618
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 573
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,111
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 617
Sandra Bernhard - Abortion
God knows there are enough kids in the world.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 148
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (642), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 401
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,053
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 836
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 144
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (642), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 346
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,704
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 606
