"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Views: 2,961
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,596
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,301
Jeff Stilson - German
There is something sinister about Munchkins speaking German.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,023
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,729
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,723
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,557
Jeff Stilson - Verbal Romance
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,173
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 858
Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself
Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,109
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,723
Sandra Bernhard - Abortion
God knows there are enough kids in the world.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,070
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,489
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 444
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,663
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 8,342
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (831), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 681
