Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Views: 389
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,596
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,301
Jeff Stilson - German
There is something sinister about Munchkins speaking German.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,023
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,729
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,723
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,557
Jeff Stilson - Verbal Romance
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,173
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 858
Jeff Stilson - Televangelists
Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 528
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,431
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,334
Mike Sweeney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Being racist wasn't the worst thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 718
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,596
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 858
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,961
David Feldman - Cannibalism
Burying dead people is a waste.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 574
