Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?