Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (637), The A-List (486)
Views: 886
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,321
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,103
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,052
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 775
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 711
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 681
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 651
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 617
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
Richard Lewis - Bad in Bed
Richard was with the wrong woman last week.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 786
Ross Shafer - Talking
Talking to a man about a relationship is like catching a deer in headlights.
Tags: Ross Shafer (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250
Jeff Stilson - Televangelists
Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), The A-List (486), religion (341)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 289
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (730), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 651
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,052
John Ridley - Gay Men
There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 766
Kathleen Madigan - Kids
Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 829
Mike Dugan - Relationships
Women have an intelligence network that rivals the CIA.
Tags: Mike Dugan (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 929
Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself
Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), The A-List (486), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 149
