Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Views: 703
Posted: 05/22/2003
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,677
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (947), kids (650)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,255
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,088
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (648), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 981
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (947), dating (648)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 822
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 770
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 754
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (741), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 688
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Week (1000), dating (648)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 624
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 2,532
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 2,027
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 754
Reno Collier - Big Break
When it's dark out, Reno Collier drinks.
Tags: Reno Collier (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,361
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), Week (1000), kids (650)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 7,509
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (1875), kids (650)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 2,085
Tom Papa - Hard Alcohol
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), kids (650)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,671
Tom Papa - Having Kids
Women are insane for getting pregnant more than once.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,948
Melanie Reno - Welcome to the Real World
If your weekends start on Tuesday, you might be partying too much.
Tags: Melanie Reno (2), imitations (800), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 2,042
Chelsea Handler - Alcoholics Anonymous
Chelsea drinks so other people are more fun.
