The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Views: 1,729
Posted: 05/22/2003
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,596
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,301
Jeff Stilson - German
There is something sinister about Munchkins speaking German.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,023
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,723
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,557
Jeff Stilson - Verbal Romance
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,173
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 858
Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself
Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,334
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 10,008
Bruce Bruce - Cheating
Women have a plan.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 17,597
Rudy Rush - Single Life
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 6,590
Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage
Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 8,391
Corey Holcomb - Dearly Beloved
Reverend Corey officiates at a wedding.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 14,636
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,112
Victoria Jackson - Husband
Victoria's husband is very macho.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 1
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), dating (786), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
