Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Views: 1,053
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,325
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,104
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (637), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 887
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 776
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 711
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 681
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 652
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 618
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 573
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 447
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 652
Bill Kirchenbauer - Sea World
They sell fish sandwiches at Sea World.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 263
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,104
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134
Jeff Stilson - Televangelists
Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), The A-List (486), religion (341)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 291
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 573
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (637), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 887
Rick Corso - Diner
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 537
Billiam Coronel - Dogs
Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 373
