Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), Week (1000), men/women (947)
Views: 287
Posted: 05/23/1994
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,680
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (947), kids (650)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,255
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,088
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (648), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 983
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (947), dating (648)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 823
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 770
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 754
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 703
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (741), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 688
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Week (1000), dating (648)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 624
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), Week (1000), men/women (947)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,412
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (947), dating (648)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 822
Randy Kagan - Gay People
Why did gay people have to steal the rainbow from everyone?
Tags: Randy Kagan (2), Week (1000), men/women (947)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 280
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 770
Lank & Earl - Gunpoint Comedy
Bungee jumping jokes make Jim impatient.
Tags: Lank & Earl (1), men/women (947), ethnic (741)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 372
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Week (1000), dating (648)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 624
Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman
Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.
Tags: Chris Case (3), Week (1000), men/women (947)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,849
Jake Johannsen - Military
Jake thinks about being gay.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Week (1000), men/women (947)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 285
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
