Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Views: 446
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,320
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,103
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,052
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), dating (637), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 886
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 775
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 711
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 681
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (730), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 651
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 617
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,052
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), ethnic (730), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 651
Tig - Indoor Cat
Tig's cat has never been outside.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,874
Norm MacDonald - TV
Norm hates commercials.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), animals (439), TV (384)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 944
John Caparulo - Pets
If a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 15,605
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,103
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 775
Arj Barker - American Pride
The 4th of July is more popular in America than in any other country in the world.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 5,612
John Heffron - I Can't Breathe
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Tags: John Heffron (24), family (581), animals (439)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 2,518
Jeff Stilson - Televangelists
Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), The A-List (486), religion (341)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 289
