Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Views: 858
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,596
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,301
Jeff Stilson - German
There is something sinister about Munchkins speaking German.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,023
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,729
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 2,723
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,557
Jeff Stilson - Verbal Romance
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,173
Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself
Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), ethnic (870), animals (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,431
Tig Notaro - Indoor Cat
Tig's cat has never been outside.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,708
Jeff Dunham - Oldest Joke Ever
Jeff Dunham asks Achmed about his dog with no legs.
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Posted: 09/25/11
Views: 54,704
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,961
Billy Gardell - Actual Stories
A dog that survives a fight with a cougar probably has a little bit of an attitude.
Tags: Billy Gardell (4), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 02/02/11
Views: 9,060
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), dating (786), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Jeff Stilson - Televangelists
Jeff Stilson spends his Saturdays with televangelists.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), The A-List (486), religion (404)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 528
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,334
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,557
