Jeremy Hotz: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more | Jokes.com

Search alphabetically:
Search by Name:

Jeremy Hotz

Stand-Up Comedian Jeremy Hotz on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com Check out Jeremy Hotz on Comedy Central!
Looking for something else?
 
Use your Facebook account to sign into jokes.com and rate, comment or post videos to your profile.

Jeremy Hotz Videos Jeremy Hotz Jokes

Jeremy Hotz - '89 Chevette

Driving in L.A.

Tags:

Posted: 06/21/00
Views: 30,038

Jeremy Hotz - Unfair Trade-Offs

C.C.P.: Jeremy Hotz

Tags:

Jeremy Hotz - Canada and Doctors

Canadian drive

Tags:

Posted: 06/21/00
Views: 16,192

Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette

Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 13,204

Jeremy Hotz - Los Angeles

Nothing changes in Los Angeles, not even the seasons.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,868

Jeremy Hotz - Oh, Canada

Canada is not a very tough country.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), military (40)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,103

Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists

Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,714

Jeremy Hotz - The Gym

The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,431

Jeremy Hotz - It's in the Mail

Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,152

Jeremy Hotz - Pain in the Eyes

Brown contacts are not very big sellers.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,031

Jeremy Hotz: What a Miserable Life

Getting old, I can't stop it. What a miserable life this turned out to be. Losing the hair on my head, getting some new hair right above my ass at...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: Fixing Astigmatism

My optometrist says it comes from years of doing stand-up comedy, staring into the lights. Said he could fix it with laser surgery. I said,...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: Untrustworthy Snails

Snails are untrustworthy because they crawl around with their houses on their backs.

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: My Neighbor, the Keebler Elf

My next door neighbor's the Keebler Elf. Oh, I hate that little prick. He keeps me up at night making cookies in his tree. That's no way to run a...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: No L.A. Buses

I bought a car when I moved to Los Angeles 'cause I've never seen a bus. Oh, they have the stops, but the bus never comes by. You'd think L.A. was...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: On Canada

Not a very tough country, huh? They got an army; they just didn't give them guns or anything. Look at the Canadian flag -- it's not a symbol of...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: Dental X-Rays

Ever try to get those pictures from him? He won't give them to you. He's all weird about it, too, isn't he? 'No, those are mine.' Alright, you keep...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: Life Change at 30

Once you hit 30, your life changes -- all the 30-year-olds know what I'm talking about. You hit 30, you don't run for the bus anymore. You get...

Posted: 06/20/2000

Jeremy Hotz: Men's Locker Rooms

You got to stay out of the men's locker room, don't you? What a horrible, disgusting place that is, just filled with naked 85-year-old men -- just...

Posted: 06/20/2000