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Someone had to audition to be the "living under your toenail" guy.
Cockroaches sound more like a really bad STD.
$200 to get my car back? Ah, just keep it.
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Kids have an urgency to play.
If girls go to a dance club, all they do is complain about it.
Growing up, Amy's mom told her that she was gorgeous.
Steve respects couples who have been dating a long time.
Artie Lang was a fat coke head.
The thing about Filipino moms is that they don't want you to be a comedian.
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.