"July" is not a Hebrew month.
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
When asking for directions, you never know who's a crazy person.
It doesn't feel right to bring another child into this crazy world.
Jane Edith Wilson grew up with a genius for a sister.
You shouldn't have to pay for air travel.
A flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler.
Matt Fulchiron can't wait to go back to his hotel and watch porn on Comedy Central's dime.
The angry crowds of Philadelphia united in their hatred of Andy Kindler.
Margaret used to work at an S&M store.
Paul has trouble lying on job applications.
