Jim David can't be a Democrat or Republican -- he likes making money and spending it on drugs.
Views: 1,833
Posted: 12/10/2000
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,780
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 6,568
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 3,444
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,913
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,296
Jim David - Meeting People
If you're a comedian, it's hard to relate to Martha Stewart.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,374
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,116
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,440
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 8,086
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,780
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 6,568
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 3,444
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,440
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,296
Jim David - Meeting People
If you're a comedian, it's hard to relate to Martha Stewart.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,374
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 8,086
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,913
Deon Cole - Getting Deep
It would be cool to have special powers.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 6,607
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,116
