Jim isn't allowing excuses for not watching his special.
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Jim doesn't understand the people who don't like TV.
How drunk do you have to be to not remember what a waffle looks like?
Jim is promoting his special because it's a segue into his art career.
Bowling has to be the germaphobe's nightmare.
Darth Vader endorses Jim's special, "King Baby."
The people calling Jim a self-promoter would look good in a "King Baby" t-shirt.
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
It's like sleeping on a grill.