The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.
French authorities want to move Jim Morrison's body.
Texans thought Australian Jim Short was English.
French authorities want to move Jim Morrison's body.
Texans thought Australian Jim Short was English.
Mike Birbiglia goes dancing.
Wanda Sykes was too busy making fun of her neighbor's Elvis party to go to it.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" is a good tune.
A cow pleads for his life.
There's a guy at your work that nobody talks to.
David plans on giving his body to necrophiliacs.
Nick forgets the combination to his button fly jeans.
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