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One of the most original and distinctive stars on television, radio, stage and now the big screen, Jimmy has enjoyed several hugely successful years; this year being no exception. Jimmy's first two DVDs have sold well in excess of 300,000 copies. His all-new stand-up DVD, Comedian, (available in shops now) is packed with lots of original extras that fans have come to expect from Jimmy's DVDs;... [MORE]
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Jimmy Carr - Animal Attacks

What do you do when a bear attacks?

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), animals (441)

Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 10,971

Jimmy Carr - Swimming

Swimming is good for you.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), health (550)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 4,017

Jimmy Carr - Australian Outback

Jimmy could cut off his hand to survive.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,957

Jimmy Carr - The Passion of the Christ

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,131

Jimmy Carr - Women's Problems

Women's problems end any conversation.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,743

Jimmy Carr - Women Who Love Too Much

If you're going bald, stop swallowing.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,793

Jimmy Carr - Chubby Chasers

Chubby chasers rarely have to do much chasing.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,417

Jimmy Carr - T-Shirts

Jimmy whips out an array of Jimmy Carr merchandise.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,320

Jimmy Carr - Crossroads

Jimmy Carr corrects his girlfriend.

Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 7,557

Jimmy Carr - Interview

"Misogynistic" comedy at its best.

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Jimmy Carr: Teasing

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Unusual Name

I got talking to a girl in the front row; I asked her her name. She said, 'It's Pataka.' I said, 'That's an unusual name. You don't hear that every...

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Swimming Is Good for You

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning.

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Dealing With Homeless People

No matter how much money you give a homeless person for a cup of tea, you never get that tea.

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Throwing Acid

Throwing acid is wrong in some people's eyes.

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Fellating on a Plane

Presumably at some point in the flight, she turned to him and said, 'My ears are popping. Have you got any hard candy?' And he said, 'No, no, I...

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste

If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: On "The Passion of the Christ"

Mel Gibson's made a film about the life of Christ, and he's tacked on a silly Hollywood ending, where the hero comes back at the end.

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: God's Children

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Posted: 01/13/2005

Jimmy Carr: Burning Sensation When You Pee

Ladies, if you get a burning sensation when you pee, it could be one of three things: it could be a urinary tract infection, it could be a...

Posted: 01/13/2005