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Barack Obama is half-black and half-white, so he represents Halle Berry.
How many non-evil billionaires do you know?
Joe hates everybody.
What if I found them and they were creepy foreigners?
Look, it's a Cheesy Sleeping Bag Burrito!
He fixes his car with a purple wrench.
Ye Olde People's Tongue
Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?
Drink it up. We live in a crap world.
Hot moms? Enough already.
Getting sick comes with the fast food territory.
There is nothing about politics that I know. I live in America.
What's the difference between a candidate and a comic.
Lewis Black - Candidate Rundown
My friends will tell me about Rove stuff, and I'll shut off.
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
The government says sh*t to you and doesn't explain it.
He was John Elway, now he's Elton John.
Fractions speak louder than words.
Politics: no matter how you shuffle the deck, it's always the same card.
Bo likes soda. Where's the soda?