Joe Rogan just f**ked his girlfriend like he always does and got a baby out of it.
You'll never get so high you forget how to use a phone.
The best thing to watch when you're high is unintentional comedy.
Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.
Penguins are really dumb.
Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.