Joe Rogan just f**ked his girlfriend like he always does and got a baby out of it.
Humans don't belong on mountains, just like ants don't belong in your cat's food bowl.
You'll never get so high you forget how to use a phone.
The best thing to watch when you're high is unintentional comedy.
Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.
Penguins are really dumb.
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.