Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.
Views: 8,571
Posted: 08/24/2006
Stand-Up: Joe Rogan - Free Baby
Joe Rogan just f**ked his girlfriend like he always does and got a baby out of it.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), kids (831), parenting (219)
Posted: 03/27/10
Views: 50,878
Joe Rogan - Ants on the Mountain
Humans don't belong on mountains, just like ants don't belong in your cat's food bowl.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), animals (540),
Posted: 03/27/10
Views: 10,563
Joe Rogan - Pot Protects Important Memories
You'll never get so high you forget how to use a phone.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), drugs (503), marijuana (166)
Posted: 03/27/10
Views: 12,642
Joe Rogan - Anti-Pot Commercials
The best thing to watch when you're high is unintentional comedy.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), animals (540), drugs (503)
Posted: 03/27/10
Views: 36,361
Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins
Penguins are really dumb.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), dating (786), animals (540)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,829
Joe Rogan - Beached Whales
Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), animals (540), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 10,944
Joe Rogan - Fear Factor
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), animals (540), TV (469)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 9,566
Joe Rogan - Beached Whales
Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), animals (540), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 10,944
Joe Rogan - Fear Factor
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), animals (540), TV (469)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 9,566
Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins
Penguins are really dumb.
Tags: Joe Rogan (8), dating (786), animals (540)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,830
Randy Kagan - Earth
Who would boo Earth? It doesn't matter where you're from. Earth rocks! Have you seen Mars?
Tags: Randy Kagan (2), sex (1202), food (719)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 1,727
Anjelah Johnson - Butt Check-Out
Fellas, stop checking out our butts.
Tags: Live at Gotham (340), asses (41)
Posted: 04/21/08
Views: 145,807
Hell Gigs - Rich Vos
Rich recounts a horrible tour to Miami.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), Live at Gotham (340),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 9,665
Hell Gigs - Ralphie May
They're about to fight and I'm like Jagger at Altamont!
Tags: Ralphie May (28), Live at Gotham (340),
Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 82,943
Coming Up - Daniel Tosh
Don't call Daniel for an audition, he'll call you.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Live at Gotham (340),
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 60,881
Hell Gigs - Tommy Davidson
There's no such thing as a bad stand-up experience.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), Live at Gotham (340),
Posted: 08/01/08
Views: 5,189
Hell Gigs - Jim Norton
I probably should have dropped out of comedy that night at Rascals.
Tags: Jim Norton (13), Live at Gotham (340),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 7,824
