Joe Rogan just f**ked his girlfriend like he always does and got a baby out of it.
Humans don't belong on mountains, just like ants don't belong in your cat's food bowl.
The best thing to watch when you're high is unintentional comedy.
Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.
Penguins are really dumb.
Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.