You know who needs to be rescued in four feet of water? Guys three-foot-eleven and shorter.
You know who needs to be rescued in four feet of water? Guys three-foot-eleven and shorter.
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Pets want nothing to do with a married couple's fight.
Rob Riggle doesn't know the condition of his best friend's sick mother.
It's weird to watch pornography and think to yourself, "Gosh, maybe it is time for me to start a family."
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
Men are not as complicated as women think.
The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.
Married men act different when they are by themselves.
Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio.