You won't get laid during surgery.
If you're crazy and you know it, ask me out.
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Living with a gay couple is like living in Pottery Barn.
Donald Glover feels that he would be more successful in a gay relationship.
Jeff Mac has forgotten how to read women.
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
If you hear a dial tone, it's because the comedy is off the hook.
