When Joey Gay masturbates, it's like there's a murder going on.
Take your broom and your dustpan and clean that up!
You won't get laid during surgery.
If you're crazy and you know it, ask me out.
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Living with a gay couple is like living in Pottery Barn.
Donald Glover feels that he would be more successful in a gay relationship.
Jeff Mac has forgotten how to read women.
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Scientists should combine cops and horses.