Evolution passed over Kentucky.
When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
There's nothing to see in space.
Exercise is overrated.
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Men only want four things out of life.
Fart jokes are comedy from god.
Fathers in the new millennium are not allowed to get mad.