Evolution passed over Kentucky.
Fart jokes are comedy from god.
Men only want four things out of life.
When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.
Exercise is overrated.
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
A fart is comedy from God.
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
There's nothing to see in space.
Fathers in the new millennium are not allowed to get mad.