Wali's grandfather taught him useful self defense skills.
If a woman tells you she only dates breakdancers, show her some moves.
How do mall maps know where you are?
Stephen Rannazzisi missed the New York subway.
David J. Nash is a "needless to say" guy.
Boys aren't gay; they're just lazy.
Tennessee is a bad place to get lost.
Spanish news reporters get to a crime scene while the crime is still in progress.
Even the announcers on Spanish TV are on fire.
New York has beautiful women.
