John would be dangerous with pepper spray.
John wants everyone to put it in "D."
Canada is one big North Dakota.
John hates airport bathrooms.
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
All of John's flights get delayed.
John does not care about politics.
Montreal is really Europe-y.
John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
John always watches his porn on mute.