John would be dangerous with pepper spray.
John wants everyone to put it in "D."
Canada is one big North Dakota.
John hates airport bathrooms.
If a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain.
John does not care about politics.
It's hard to recover after a swan bites you.
Montreal is really Europe-y.
Relationships are hard.
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
