John would be dangerous with pepper spray.
John wants everyone to put it in "D."
Canada is one big North Dakota.
John hates airport bathrooms.
Montreal is really Europe-y.
John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
Guys talk about weird stuff.
It's hard to recover after a swan bites you.
If a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain.
John does not care about politics.