Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants.
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Bill Clinton's secret service name used to be "Fat Boy."
Movies are a lot better than the actors in them.
Things were going so well at the bar, who could tell that these girls were prostitutes?
Al Madrigal navigates a Mexican strip club.