When people saw a Chinese kid, they assumed it had something to do with take-out.
Media is like computers: garbage in, garbage out.
Surfing is a white person thing.
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Eliot Chang does his best to not cheat on both his girlfriends.
Everything Jackie's brother says is in the form of a question.
Don't be a princess, be a queen.
Jake gives some love advice.
Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.