John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Posted: 07/15/2009 Views: 6789Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Posted: 07/15/2009 Views: 14912The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 6052John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 5106John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 4433For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Posted: 01/29/2004 Views: 5233WINNER OF NBC'S HIT SHOW: LAST COMIC STANDING. Funny is the only word that truly captures John Heffron (well, MESSY if you ask his wife).
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